V.A.T. for America? WTF?

Okay, I lived in England for 4 years...these people hate the way their country is governed and now the great USA, is adopting similar methods?  I seriously think that the Obama administration needs to spend more than a week or two in Europe to understand how horrible of an idea it would be to create a V.A.T tax for Americans.  V.A.T. means value added tax.  It is added to EVERYTHING from yogurt to gas.  It is one of the many reasons that Europeans can not afford their own vehicle, but lucky them they have an awesome public transportation system.  America lacks in the public transportation department outside of the major cities.  When gas goes up to $6 a gallon or milk up to $4 a gallon or when your favorite yogurt is $1.20 ... you will really feel the government in your pocket.  With the economy in a downfall, with very little signs of recovery adding taxes to everything so we can pay for a deficit that was caused by a government who blindly threw money at a problem without fully reviewing the situation and looking at other options -- it was like putting a band-aid on a broken leg, it was immature, thoughtless, and will cost the American people -- ALOT!

So... what happens if we don't pay our debt?  Well, for those of you who don't know we borrowed the money from China to help "stimulate" our economy.  And why would China even loan us this money?  Good question.  China has collateral!  What is the collateral though??  Some say they have a contract to seize eminent domain of U.S. property... others say it is the U.S. Federal Reserves.  In either case, they have something that our government doesn't want to lose... what are your guesses?  V.A.T is going to make life a lot harder for those pursuing the American Dream... Europeans will stay in Europe and who knows, many Americans might be running for the boarder!

A plan for living

A woman who had suffered a great affliction offered a beautifully practical plan for happiness:

"I have had nothing I could give others but myself," she often said, "and so I resolved that I would never sadden anyone with my troubles.  I have laughed and told jokes when my heart writhed with agony.  I have smiled in the face of misfortune.  I have tried to let everyone go away from my presence with a happy word and a bright memory to carry with them.  I know now that happiness begets happiness, and I myself am much happier than I would have been had I sat down wringing my hands and bemoaning my fate."

Let this be a message to all of those who doubt their effort to give anything.  Try to smile and give yourself with a happy undertone. :)  Everyone suffers from their own adversities.  Adversity is truely a part of life--there will always be something that will come up.  Smile and roll with the flow--it will pass whether you worry about it or not.

Wind of Change

I was out for my daily walk/run the other night and I felt the strong wind of change.  You know the wind that tells you that fall is on its way.  Though I've enjoyed my summer and transitioned into a new place, I'm looking forward to the winter. 
Dave and I are both getting 'ride fever' and can't wait to strap on (haha I said strap on) the snowboards and ride the mountains on the east coast.  We are getting season tickets to three different mountains out here, so hopefully we will have our pick.  I know it won't be anything like the long trails of the Rockies, but we will make do with what we get.  We are also looking at taking a hop into Germany for a week or two this winter, possibly going to Garmish to ride the Alps!  How exciting!  So for my friends in Germany...keep a room open! =)  For my other friends that are interested in hopping over let me know and I'll get you the information, as I get it.
It's going to be a great winter!  Are you ready?

Don't ask, Don't tell -- but I masturbate to the thought of you.

Ok, now Obama just really crosses the line at bringing "hope" to the American people.  He wants to ban the "don't ask, don't tell" policy put in place to protect the privacy of troops.  As prior service I know what type of quarters are shared among the same sex.  Obama needs to be put in a locker room full with 60 other men and told that there are several men in the locker room that find him attractive.  To enhance what they would be feeling toward Obama, Obama needs to first be put in a locker room of about 60 females, so he will understand the sexual attraction the men would feel towards him.  Instead of making the 5-7% of troops happy to be themselves sexually, he his putting in jeapordy the state of mind of the other 90+% of troops. 

Dear President Obama,

You are trying to appease the American people and forget about who your decisions really affect.  Stop listening to the hot air blown up your ass on a daily basis and put yourself in their shoes.  Stop being stupid.

Your boss... an American Citizen!

"A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants."

12 babies = A vaginal aneurysm

A woman is having 12 babies in England, to upstage OctoMom!

"12 Babies at once = One broke ass vagina. I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy. Not only is this sick, immoral and a waste of tax player money...it's just down right fucking disturbing. She is basically giving birth to a litter of puppies. This is what happens when people play god and fuck with fertility treatments. You weren't meant to have kids due to natural selection (Darwinism of you Uterus)..so asshat doctors go and play god and shit like this happens. I'm literally so mortified that I can't even come up with coherent thoughts. If this woman gets one stitch of welfare like that OctoMom Whore, I'm going to personally march to Congressional Hill and call to arms my fellow tax payer who are sick of supporting fucking tards like this. (Yes, I know the one packing a dozen isn't from the US, but it's just raising the bar for attention seeking morons here.)" Kristy M.

Humans are NOT meant to have 'litters' of children!  There is a reason for this  -- our bodies aren't capable of sustaining the physical and psychological stress of having dozens of children at once, she'll be lucky if all the children makes it to adulthood without some form of emotional handicap, as she might not meet the needs of all them when needed.


I hate retarded people.

Glam Pirates?

Yeah! WTF is Glam Pirates?  So I'm watching this horrible show 'toddlers and tiaras' on TLC.  One of the little girls considers herself a Glam Pirate.  Her father looks like a closet ass pirate/ pedafile.  I feel so sorry for these young children who are forced to dress up as sexy adults to walk down a runway and be JUDGED!!  WTF?!  This just encourages psychopathic pedafiles that "ITS OK" to look at them because they are being presented as 'adults'.  It is just sick!

Stop being a Glam Pirate...be a damn kid!