Wind of Change

I was out for my daily walk/run the other night and I felt the strong wind of change.  You know the wind that tells you that fall is on its way.  Though I've enjoyed my summer and transitioned into a new place, I'm looking forward to the winter. 
Dave and I are both getting 'ride fever' and can't wait to strap on (haha I said strap on) the snowboards and ride the mountains on the east coast.  We are getting season tickets to three different mountains out here, so hopefully we will have our pick.  I know it won't be anything like the long trails of the Rockies, but we will make do with what we get.  We are also looking at taking a hop into Germany for a week or two this winter, possibly going to Garmish to ride the Alps!  How exciting!  So for my friends in Germany...keep a room open! =)  For my other friends that are interested in hopping over let me know and I'll get you the information, as I get it.
It's going to be a great winter!  Are you ready?

Don't ask, Don't tell -- but I masturbate to the thought of you.

Ok, now Obama just really crosses the line at bringing "hope" to the American people.  He wants to ban the "don't ask, don't tell" policy put in place to protect the privacy of troops.  As prior service I know what type of quarters are shared among the same sex.  Obama needs to be put in a locker room full with 60 other men and told that there are several men in the locker room that find him attractive.  To enhance what they would be feeling toward Obama, Obama needs to first be put in a locker room of about 60 females, so he will understand the sexual attraction the men would feel towards him.  Instead of making the 5-7% of troops happy to be themselves sexually, he his putting in jeapordy the state of mind of the other 90+% of troops. 

Dear President Obama,

You are trying to appease the American people and forget about who your decisions really affect.  Stop listening to the hot air blown up your ass on a daily basis and put yourself in their shoes.  Stop being stupid.

Your boss... an American Citizen!

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